Dan "The Man" Andrews brings back free money for dumb ideas Got...

Dan "The Man" Andrews brings back free money for dumb ideas

Got a dumb idea? Reckon you can do better than the Greater Dandenong Council's Happy-Hijab-Day? Dan's your man.
How much would you expect to pay for multicultural education and outreach programs in local primary and secondary schools, culminating in an event at the Town Hall displaying culturally significant images created by students?
Well don't answer, because you also get a campaign to counter negative stereotypes about cultural and religious diversity!!!
And that's not all!!!! If you call now, Dan the Man will throw in forums to encourage more inclusive workplaces!!!!
And for the first 500 bagmen who call now, there's a bonus council of local faith leaders to promote interfaith dialogue!!!!!
Our operators are standing by to take your call.
So how much would you expect to pay?????!!!!
Dan the Man's socially inclusive multicultural diversity multi faith education interfaith dialogues are racing out the door at only $40,000!
We've gone mad at Spring Street. Dan the Man's letting the good times roll. Living is easy and the money is free.
So what do you get?
You get the fold-up card table. The green felt top. 100 Dan the Man stickers. And your very own stupid project from the dumb ideas genii that brought you Happy Hijab Day.
Call now, Dan the Man can't wait to splash the cash


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