Some very nasty people persist in calling me Dopey Dan Among...

Some very nasty people persist in calling me Dopey Dan

Among those bloody Libs I haven't got a fan

But when you get amongst the true believers

Well these lefty luvvies think I'm the ultimate in high achievers

And I ask you how many would you find who'd give a billion dollars out

And for all this outlay receive exactley nought

Well I'm that very person I don't think its been done before

Now I'm just wondering what I'll do for an encore