This thread has some of the funiest lines in it ...
gave me a belly laugh
Woodchips
"but the way I see it the horse has bolted and is now waiting at the glue factory."
"I hope this turns around but unfortunately there are so many car wrecks on the highway to wealth, I am onto my 10th car."
This is my 4th so I have a way to go yet to catch you.
T4P
"I know...at random, I will choose 123enema..."
Sounds like an experience at an extreme health spa