Latest news across the wires-major alert- Shorters Shortbread...

Latest news across the wires-
major alert- Shorters Shortbread based in New York denies any knowledge of rat droppings found in cookie in upstate new York-

Debbie Steenburg of American food and drug said enquiries are ongoing-
jack and jill ratsanburger from upstate alerted authorities about the biscuit in question -

"" we were in starbucks enjoying a cup of java as i took a small bite into the cookie what i thought was a current turned out to be a rat dropping i was shocked- just before we rang food and drug we shorted the heck out of the stock-what else could we do ?"
Hank paulson said heads will roll -"i like cookies and the thought of eating a rat dropping does nothing for me "

the company which had a market cap of 200 k before the announcment has admitted it ran out of currents and used the material availalable to it- congree will hold a meeting and ask Bernanke to add liquidity, so that financial markets dont get shocked by this disclosure
Reuters