An old Dr. Geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to...

An old Dr. Geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Specialist treatment for $500. If not cured, you get back $1,000."

Doctor Young, who was positive that this old Dr. Geezer didn't know beans about modern medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to make a quick $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me??"

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: Aaagh!! -- That's Petrol!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young is annoyed and returns after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't. That's Petrol"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1,000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything he complains.

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1,000 back." (giving him a $10 bill).
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."


Moral of the story--Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"!

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