code for muslims in australia 1. no talk of abomination specially in sydney digest ya disgust avert ya aversion remove ya reprove after all the mardi gras preserves the vencha that you may feel deserves the cencha
an call no man a poof unless he aint in which case its good manners
torkin bout manners also
ya ol bastard ows the missus up the duff mines got the rags coodnt giver one last night your shout yagunt far corf ya bludga oodavuk bankrolld the dope 2. and when ya knocka sheila up slip the ol man free undred to get fings in order an chuck eggs at dem lifers wif the placards out da front an insult to uman rights dey is an no boastin bout ya exploits! except when ya gets pissed at da pokies 3. and no swearin unless da sheilas are almost out of earshot then say scuse me french wif a wry grin wit 4. respect all women and children 5. the rest is just general stuff that applies to all florins no eatin dogs in public unless dere on a lead no spittin in mackas or chuckin the pickle out an all that stuff 6. once ya the xact same as us ow will we know the difference so tell ya sheilas to keep wearin dem oods we useta ave boodiss an cafliks an aborigines an everyfink no irish jokes ok or tasman
summary be purposeful constructive reverent and community minded xcept juss learn to ate fings that are different most important of all try to be somefin other than a dill or a goose ya geek
dago integration council (dic)
oh an no more knockin on doors wif little booklets or shakin tins at traffic lights
