Not my handywork but I wish I had written it To Dr. Seuss...

Not my handywork
but I wish I had written it


To Dr. Seuss haters:


I looked and I read
I found them splendid
Not one vicious word
To make me offended

The grammar was child-like
The rhymes were quite plain
I did not see
The reason to complain

The pictures are whimsical
The characters unique
A book for the young
I did not see the crime they speak

A cat in a hat
An elephant of blue
One fish, two fish
And even a Who

The Grinch that stole Christmas
Included fictional villains
They did not speak out
When it made Hollywood millions

60 books to his name, For 84 years
Six now have sent whiners, crying in tears
With NO life to enjoy
They must find someone to blame

Someone to hate,
Someone to shame
Your goal is to hate
Actions, I do NOT condone

go to hell Snowflakes
Leave Dr. Seuss alone.