DRC ELECTION TODAY AVZ concerns, page-257

from Today's $tockhead interesting number 15!?!
So, I will leave it to the editor to score me on last year’s effort and I will score him. 1/1. (His prediction, every year – ‘world gets more f..ked’. So you can see what I have to deal with.)
So now, as I’m slipping down the green chesterfield and skillfully managing never to spill a drop of my prediction juice, I had better note this year’s predictions down.
TSBstradamus’ 2024 predictions

1. Keef won’t die.
2. ZIP won’t be taken over.
3. Interest rates won’t be cut by the RBA.
4. The ASX 200 will finish lower than it started this year.
5. The A$ will touch 64c.
6. The A$ will touch 71c.
7. Aust 10 yr bonds will touch 4.75%.
8. Trump will not be re-elected.
9. Prince Harry will have a health scare.
10. Iron ore will touch U$109.20.
11. CBA will touch $117 and $97.
12. Feb and Aug will be the worst months for markets.
13. Global heat rates will peak this year.
14. House prices will finish the year lower.
15. AVZ will be removed from the ASX.
16. Bitcoin will touch US$58,000.
17. BHP will range between $43 and $54.
18. I will release a book. (Ed: lol.)
19. FMG will touch $35.
20. Crown will be bid for.