Ah, coffee with rum; I have one every morning; if not two. Ensures the golf swing is super oily. Be careful driving too soon after. Once got pulled over at 7am with the mug in hand. Tested 10 times over the limit. The officer said he was surprised I could walk and talk. Confided I had just left home (true) and had tasted my coffee before taking it to the GC to drink on the terrace (not quite true). Scary wait for 15 minutes before another test but passed with colours flying, if you get the drift. Changed habits after that.
