My mate Bazza from the local footy club knows someone high up in...

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    My mate Bazza from the local footy club knows someone high up in the Lib Party and he knows someone else that reckons there was a massive orgy at the quarantine hotel. Dutton came down from Canberra and because he already had had Covid he would be OK to join in. Snorted a bit of coke with the girls then they all went for a streak around the block. Came back and got stuck into it. Body fluids smeared from the carpets to the light bulbs, but hey just blame it all on Dan. All good politics in the end and a bit of fun at the same time.
 
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