An old chap at his gentleman's club, had had a whiskey too many and threw up over himself. He turned to his friend and said "If I go home like this again, my wife is going to throw me out!" to which his friend replied "Here's what to do. Put a 50 dollar note in your inside-coat-pocket and when you get home, pull it out and tell her someone else threw up over you and they gave you this for the dry cleaning bill." Upon arriving home, his wife began abusing him. He said "No, no, no, no, please listen." He pulled the note out of his pocket and said "A chap at the club threw up over me and they gave me this to cover the dry cleaning bill" His wife said "But you have two 50 dollar notes!?" To which he replied "Oh, that one is from the chap who shat in my trousers!"
