That's gold I'm going to send it to my mate in NZ. He doesn't...

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    That's gold I'm going to send it to my mate in NZ. He doesn't believe in political correctness either. He married an Aussie 20 years ago and she's given him shit ever since. I sent him this joke a while back

    How do you put a Kiwi to sleep?

    Tell him to count his girlfriends

    He sent me a photo of a half shorn sheep and told me he was at first base.

    Sorry to involve you in this Endless I grew up on a farm.
 
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