An Aussie guy went out duck hunting in the fall and a gust of wind > blew, his gun fell over and discharged shooting him in his private parts. > > Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by > his doctor. > > "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news > is > that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was > very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the > buckshot." > > "What's the bad news?" asked the hunter. > > "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot > damage done to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to > have to refer you to my sister." > > "Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your > sister a > plastic surgeon?" > > "Not exactly," answered the doctor. > > "She's a flute player in the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra. . She's > going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your > eye. > >
