e moon a friend

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(
Well, how about some "ARSE-ICONS?"
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular arse

(__!__) a fat arse

(!) a tight arse

(_*_) a sore arse

{_!_} a swishy arse

(_o_) an arse that's been around


(_x_) kiss my arse

(_X_) leave my arse alone


(_zzz_) a tired arse

(_E=mc2_) a smart arse

(_$_) Money coming out of his arse


(_?_) Dumb arse

This is NOT a chain letter, so if you don't mail it out, you won't have bad luck. (But who wouldn't want to e-Moon a friend?)