'mighty' and 'dockers' do not belong in the same sentence.
To Passwords - I think you should sell your 1k worth of KRL and take it to the casino and bet $500 on number 23..
If it comes up take the money and buy a new pair of socks and sandals and a pair of nail clippers.
If it doesn't come up take the remaining $500 and spend it on a cheap hooker and some exppensive drugs - at least that way you won't be wasting it all.