If the epicentre was in Moe my guess is they just found out that...

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    If the epicentre was in Moe my guess is they just found out that the word Bogan has officially been put into the latest Oxford Dictionary and 10,000 household stereo's playing Highway To Hell just got simultaneously turned up to 11 to cellarbrate.

    Other possibilities could be Jim Beam has just been declared bankrupt or the single mother's pension has been cut for those with more than 10 kids.
 
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