it is times like now that I sit down and carefully and logically...

it is times like now that I sit down and carefully and logically make up my pros and cons list for Gold, carefully consider each factor, apply an algorithm with careful weighting of the variables, draw charts, read every experts view, agonise, consult the tarot cards, tea leaves and most importantly check which lunar phase we are currently in.

Gradually I digress from my careful analytical analysis,ignoring the abstract pattern recognition keys into my subconscious that a good quality tea leave reading will render, start doing silly things, drink too much coffee and Vodka and end up trying to read my coffee residue, is that lump in the bottom of my cup actually a symbol representing a large pile of Gold or do I need to start thinking about buying a higher quality of coffee?

In the end I realize, that yes, there is no longer any doubt, I am absolutely certain, I really do need to buy a better quality coffee next time I am at Woollies.

As for Gold, no purchase of KCN today.