My Missus keeps trying to feed me white chicken meat (no skin)...

My Missus keeps trying to feed me white chicken meat (no skin) and even once in a while potato chips baked without oil and both with no salt.

Well, yes, it all tastes like blotting paper to me.

I say we need to take a stand and revolt against revolting food.

Personally, I would rather be dead, than endure such obominations.

Other thoughts?, and no health ideas welcome!