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Originally posted by Cstar1588: ↑

Mark Simmons last year: "I was going to sail around the globe in the world's smallest ship but I bottled it."
Lorna Rose Treen in 2023: "I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah."
Masai Graham in 2022: "I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta."
Masai Graham in 2021: "I thought the word Caesarean began with the letter S but when I looked in the dictionary, it was in the C section."
Olaf Falafel in 2019: "I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have Florets."
Adam Rowe in 2018: "Working at the job centre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day."
Ken Cheng in 2017: "I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change."
Masai Graham in 2016: "My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He's a man after my own heart."
Darren Walsh in 2015: "I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free.
"Tim Vine in 2014: "I've decided to sell my Hoover - well, it was just collecting dust."

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