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Australia's most honest Melbourne Cup form guide will definitely not tip you the winner. But it might just give you a laugh



4. SEA MOON. Odds: $13

This poor deluded creature believes he is either last year's winner Green Moon or the 2007 runner-up Purple Moon. Problem is, he's actually really slow and wouldn't beat a tortoise if he sat on the tortoise's back for half the race. On the plus side, he at least has four legs.


8. DANDINO. Odds: $13

They always say that the best run in the Caulfield Cup goes a long way to deciding the Melbourne Cup winner. This highly-cultured European fellow put in a beauty at Caulfield, storming home from near last to second. On the negative side, he is likely to be distracted by celebrities with flashy handbags in the Flemington Birdcage.

13. SUPER COOL. Odds: $51

Did you draw this guy in the office sweep? Then quick, sneak around the office while nobody is watching and swap it with someone. Now. The only thing cool about this horse is the wind chill he'll feel as the genuine contenders rush by.


Nw would that be nice....eea fed winner.