A young electric eel discovered that unlike most eels he was AC...

A young electric eel discovered that unlike most eels he was AC and not DC.
So he zapped off to his mother to ask what happened.

His mother was a little shocked to hear such a question, so she said,
Go and ask your father, he's in the lounge discharging
after work.

His father said, the night you were conceived we had a thunder storm and a bolt of lightning hit us while in the act, making you different.

The young eel then asked if he could hunt when he grows up.

Sure son, his father replied, but you will have to get used eating food burnt on one side and raw on the other.

But that will be the least of your problems after you go out dating!