One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the misbehaving that > was going on. So he called one of his angels to go to Earth for a time. > > When he returned, the angel told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are > misbehaving and only 5% are not.' > > God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down another > angel to get a second opinion.' > > So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. > > When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The > Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.' > > God was not pleased. So he decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because > he wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep > going. > > > > > Do you know what the e-mail said? > > > > > > No? > > > > > > > > > > > > Okay, just checking with you. I didn't get one either....
