A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks
for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the
keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,
she has the title and everything checks out. The bank
agreesto accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good
laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as
collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the
Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it
there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000
and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan
officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to
have had your business, and this transaction
has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that
you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to
borrow $5,000?
The blonde replies.....
"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I
return?"
Finally, a smart blonde joke.
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