NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES! All personnel will now be required to...

NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES!

All personnel will now be required to look happy while working. Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.

• Workloads getting to you?
• Feeling stressed?
• Working Long Hours for little pay ?
• Your efforts are not being recognised ?

Here is the new low-cost, company-approved solution to help improve your work environment and improve productivity.

Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)

Fig 1.

Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.
Fig 2.

Apply as shown in Fig 3.
Fig 3.

Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!

The Management