A once leading powerhouse AFL club wearing navy blue has a number of vacancies to fill with an immediate start for the successful candidates.
The following positions are required to be filled (no experience required):
Back Pocket x 2 Full Back x 1 Half Back Flanker x 2 Centre Half Back x 1 Centreman x 1 Winger x 2 Half Forward Flanker x 2 Centre Half Forward x 1 Forward Pocket x 2 Full Forward x 1 Ruckman x 1 Ruck Rover x 1 Rover x 1 Coach x 1 President x 1
The selection criteria is extremely flexible and anyone can apply.
Must mark better then Corey McKernan. Must be skinnier then Lance Whitnall. Must be younger then Craig Bradley. Must have longer fingernails then Wiggins. Must make more sense then John Elliott. Must be able to kick at least with one foot. Must have two arms. Must have two legs. Must be able to see.
As you can see we are desperate to replace our existing team in its entirety. No interview required just turn up to training tonight at Princess Park.
