2 Fellows go to join the army first one goes in for iq test the...

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    2 Fellows go to join the army first one goes in for iq test the tester asks him if i poked one of you eyes out what would you be he answers half blind correct the tester asks what would you be if i poked the other one out he answers totally blind correct your in he goes out to the waiting room and says to his mate the answer to the first question is half blind and the answer to the second queston is totally blind second bloke goes in the tester asks him what would you be if i cut off one of your ears he answers half blind ok says the tester what would you be if i cut off your other ear he answers totally blind the tester thinks for a while and asks how do you work that out he answers if you cut off my ears my hat would fall down over my eyes and i wouldnt be able to see. not sure if he got in or not.
 
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