A BMW askes a VW beetle "Why are your eyes out of your body? Beetle replies, "Let them put the engine in your ass and see what happens to your eyes".
2nd as I post to much
Little Johny is out walking with his father one day when they come upon two dogs being intimate. Johny asks his father what they are doing. They're making puppies, he replies. A few days go by and one night Johny has a bad dream and rushes down to his parents bedroom as he is scared. He opens there door only to see his dad on top of his mum. What are you doing he asks. We're making babies says his father to which Johny replies........................................... ..............can you flip her over, I want a puppy
