entrepreneurs guide to ucg

Sniff air for gas
Is gas smelt?
no: go away feeling hurt
yes: sniff again
Is smelt gas burning?
no: slink away quietly
yes: write up an IPO
get some mates on board
put a Guru on the Board
broadcast name of said Guru far and wide
find a crowd full of sophisticated investors
collect start-up money from said investors
collect a bunch from unsophisticated investors
list on the ASX
issue some nice options to your mates
tell the ASX that you plan to do some jorking
advise that you intend to jork in exotic places
cast around for more places to jork
cast around for even more places to jork
find that your jorkings not working
find that people are gorking at your jorking
announce that you intend to make a capital raising..........

Wash, rinse, repeat