Hi ladies and GentsI know you all miss ERG as much as I do. Here...

Hi ladies and Gents

I know you all miss ERG as much as I do. Here is a lovely piece of English Lit by “kaitlin” to ease the pain. As alwaysI’ve done my very best to ruin it. Hope you like it

Cheers

You don't know how bad I need you here with me, my beloved ERG
I need you more than place to live needs a refugee

How do I last now that my heart has grown so cold,
Acute depression for your absence is making me go bald

How do I lose all the money I’ve saved since you’ve been suspended
I wish I could buy a lot more of you before my life is ended

When I own a lot more of you my bank account becomes weak,
I want to say I love you but its really hard to speak

I get this amazing feeling from my head down to my toes,
I cant explain it I'm like the only one who knows

I wish I could tell you exactly how I feel,
now that you are still suspended I have to pay my bill

I miss you so much and I cant wait to see you back,
Cuz when we are together my heart begins to crack

I miss your ever gentle but consistent move downward
I miss getting depressed seeing you going backward

Still remember your glorious days with pride
Still regret why didn’t cash in my winning and go for a ride

When I'm with you its like no one can get in my way,
Now that you are with Saville I think about you all day

I want to have my share of all the old stuff in the shed
All the stuff Saville left us instead of his bed

Please come back please pelase please
My bank account is bloating and is in need of ease


Confucius Said: nasty get a life ;)