Three old friends in a retirement home were worried about their friend Bob Bob's wife had passed on 2 years ago , and they were certain he hadn't had sex since then So after a few drinks after bowls , they decided to hire a hooker for Bob They consulted the yellow pages , and after dismissing AAA Escorts , Aardvark Escorts and Abacus Escorts , they settled on " Super Sex " because it had a nice picture So after ringing , negotiating and paying on Visa Card ( not CT ) a girl was dispatched The girl turned up at the retirement village and Knocked on the door No answer , so she knocked louder and called "Super Sex " After a pause there was a reply " Who did you say it is ?" The girl called out " It's Super Sex " After a longer pause came the reply " I'll have the soup please "
