Young Jimmy comes have from school and says to his mum, "I got a ethical dilemma at school".
"what do you mean" says Mum.
"Well, your a Gypsy and dad's Jewish, right." says son.
"Yes dear?"
"Well, my mate Johnny's got a beaut bike for sale. $85.00. I don't know whether to bargain him down to $65.00 or just steal it"
