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    A cannibal walks in..........

    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sits down and looks over the menu.

    + Tourist: $5
    + Broiled Missionary: $10.00
    + Fried Explorer: $15.00
    + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

    The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the politicians?'

    The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one?
    They're so full of sh1t, it takes all morning.'
 
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