A cannibal walks in..........A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sits down and looks over the menu.+ Tourist: $5+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00+ Fried Explorer: $15.00+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the politicians?'The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one?They're so full of sh1t, it takes all morning.'
