I agree with Lomu, your thread is bizarre, completely lacking in any common sense, I can only assume that you are just being sarcastic and/or looking for an argument that you have no chance of winning. Anyway here goes.
The Tesla 3 is a compact car with above average performance, think Subaru WRX, Golf GTI, BMW 330i. Elon didn't design it to tow caravans anywhere so why would you even dream about it.
If you really need to tow something big try the Rivian, the EV equivalent of an F truck or Dodge Ram. Or just wait for Tesla's Semi and tow 30 tonnes.
With their huge torque at low speed and simple drivetrain EVs are more suited to towing than any equivalent ICE vehicle.
You wouldn't need 5 extra drivers, Teslas have auto pilot. Sure its still a little bit risky ATM but its still got a better record than human drivers.
In case you haven't heard you lost the election, the LNP is in power so EV's won't be mandated, I can buy whatever vehicle suits my needs and I keep my franking credits.
