Do not collide with an EV. It may outweigh you by up to 40% and will crush your car in a prang, and push it backwards while it slows down gently.
Special laws are needed to safeguard the population against the menace of these EV behemoths.
If you see one tailgating you then it's best to get the hell out of there. Their braking is probably much worse than yours and in an emergency they will probably end up in your driver's seat. Who knows, they are just a menace.
It is essential that they are forced to wear some sort of highly visible roof decoration so that motorists can avoid them like the plague. (Bonus points to the kid who suggested a clown hat).
