I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend this morning who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. > > > > We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. > > > > I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'. > > > > 'Wow!' I was flabbergasted. > > > > 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.' > > > > She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'. > > > > 'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!' > > > > She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. > > > > She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. > > > > Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!' > > > > So I told her to nick off.
