"You guys seem to be getting way too excited, the catholic...

"You guys seem to be getting way too excited, the catholic church is littered with Apparitions, miracles, miraculous imagines, Eucharistic miracles, stigmata’s etc, ...."

The odd thing is that you don't seem to be all that excited by what you experienced.
All those CC "miracles" you mention are not in the same category as violating one of the fundamental governing Laws of the Universe.

The forked tongue could be explained as an illusion or imagining based on images you already had in your mind, but if you actually saw a woman defying Gravity and levitating, then you should be very excited. That would be a real physical miracle !

There are plenty of documented cases of fraud and/or the use of magic and illusion to create the appearance of levitation, but that doesn't seem likely in the case you recount. Unless it was an elaborate hoax on the part of you and your mate's wives, to give you a reason to lay off the booze and yarns and attend Church with them instead !!

Setting aside stories of Saints and Holy people claimed to have levitated, do you know of any factually documented case of genuine levitation ?
In the CC or anywhere else.

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