Some time back, PH said he hoped to announce something on the...

Some time back, PH said he hoped to announce something on the gold ''in about 2 weeks''. Time is up my lad !!! Show us the GOLD !!!! Otherwise be warned. We will be sending super agent Terrible Blahblah to fetch it.

Super Agent Terrible Blahblah (TB for short), please run your fingers down PH's pocket. Keep going down until your finger hits a hard and warm ingot. That's the gold!!! Grab it. Not much there but better than nothing. If you keep going further down, your finger should hit a couple of doubloons.....at least that's what I am expecting you to find but we cannot be sure, can we???? Whatever you do TB, do not go any further. Legend has it that there is a massive blackhole underneath the doubloons. No fingers have ever managed to come out of this massive blackhole once they have entered it. So, keep clear of that zone.

You have been warned PH. Release the GOLD announcement. Otherwise Super Agent TB will be on your case.

PS: TB, don't forget your gas mask.

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