f#ck Australia Day. f#ck Christmas and that fat bellied bearded bastard that breaks into your house.. f#ck Easter and that fluffy white little ponce with dags hanging off it's arse that leaves chocolate eggs all around your garden.
f#ck everything!!!!!!!!
f#ck Anzac Day too. Who told those bastards to go and save us anyway and give us freedom.
and f#ck my birthday.
and f#ck my beer fridge .......... 'cause it's empty.
