Santa and his reindeer have been confirmed as responsible for the downing of a NUCLEAR WEAPONED armed Israeli F35, during recent combat activity in the Middle East.....a spokes-elf for Santa said...off the record...."those Israeli's have been very lukewarm toward Christmas for far...far too long! So recently, Airborne SantaSleigh-BLOCK-4-Radar picked up Israeli F35 activity in the area and a highly sophisticated PixiDust12 missile was deployed.....we're not going to get to specific...but let's just say....PixiDust doesn't miss and the Science Elves are really happy....." In other NEWS, Santa took the opportunity to remind everyone, it's only 248 days [as of today] to Christmas....and he's watching....he's watching...and there's plenty of PixiDust12's left in the cupboard!!!
