facts

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
Aussie's, British or Americans.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
Aussie's, British or Americans.

3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the Aussies, British or Americans.

4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

Conclusion:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills
you.