Got back from a trip and said to my wife, "I need a drink and a...

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    Got back from a trip and said to my wife, "I need a drink and a bath - the train was simply awful."

    "But you flew 1st class," she responded.

    "Yes," says I, "but I saw one from the cabin window and I feel...dirty."

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