by reverend HOMIE BONER pastor of the HOLY RISING PROPERTY CHURCH
Good morning fellow self righteous members of our blessed congregation. Brothers, we have much to be grateful for, as the chosen ones the lord has richly rewarded us for the last 30 years. We have friends in all levels of government and a pliant media, but like saint terry, our faith is being challenged. It has been brought to my attention some of our flock have become apostates and sold their houses. False prophets are preaching doom, saying our prices are too high and must come down. The lord is allowing prices to temporarily flatline to test our faith, do not be disheartened, we must be strongwilled and positive and pray to the lord to see us through. Evil ecnomists and academics continue to poison the minds of the unbelievers with negativity, so they will never enter the market. let us pray
OUR FATHER THOU ART IN THE BIG HOUSE IN THE SKY, MAY YOU BRING WEEKLY RENT CHEQUES AND DOUBLE DIGIT ANNUAL PRICE INCREASES, MAY YOU OH LORD CURSE KEEN, SCHIFF AND HARRY DENT THE UNHOLY TRINITY OF THE UNBELIEVERS. AMEN
