Little buddy DW, (you don't realise this, and this must remain...

Little buddy DW, (you don't realise this, and this must remain our secrete shhh) but I heard on the grapevine that you were very, very, smart to listen to your instincts in NOT turning up at the last AGM, as it's my understanding that the 'boyZs' were planning a heist to drag you kicking and screaming LALG into the toilets and push your head into the bowl (which was full of you know what yikes) and flush it/you. So pls when the next AGM comes around either stick with your instincts or if you must turn up have a serious disguise like a rubber mask or caveman-type beard, with peroxide hair.

You still owe me a special lunch mate.

rgds your best mate, well your only mate who has your interests at heart.

SY