Anyway, once upon a time, Ned and the gang were robbing a stagecoach, Ned And the boys had been on the piss all afternoon, he pointed his gun at the driver and said “ right then, this is a robbery, all of you get out, we are going to rape the men and pillage the women.”
the stage coach driver says to him “excuse me Mr Kelly but don’t you mean pillage the men and rape the women?”
immediately a female voice burst out from inside the coach saying “You leave Mr Kelly alone! He knows exactly what he’s saying!”
- Forums
- Humour
- Famous last words
Famous last words, page-67
-
- There are more pages in this discussion • 8 more messages in this thread...
You’re viewing a single post only. To view the entire thread just sign in or Join Now (FREE)
Featured News
Featured News
The Watchlist
AHK
ARK MINES LIMITED
Ben Emery, Executive Director
Ben Emery
Executive Director
SPONSORED BY The Market Online