All the OOO's told the Waterboy that CN intimated through a Freemason type handshake that the Chef is talking to a 600lb Gorilla who will *wink wink* fund the PE rights so long as the canny Scots can get the boys from Bakersfield to sell low.
Ya said the numbers add up and we are bigger than the Beverly Hill Billies.
Whisky reckons twice the size, Juju said high fives, DB ordered a Ferrari, Cobra said they were dreaming, B4bmm screamed 'Show me the money!!". Wasa called for calm, Phillips 1 & 2 slugged it out while Kfann kept tally. White Noise broke the posting record pipping Takeover Tony999 in the process. Hothazel made back all of his losses from SDL and now has a CG tax problem, whilst Mr H finally saw his unwavering patience rewarded. KKW told Packer to get knotted while BigStockpunter counted his winnings, Spudking was roasted trying to short FAR , Gridder & Dodds quietly doffed their hats as they basked in the glory of millionaire status and forum royalty, Hardmano could finally enjoy the fruits of his scientific research. Frumpy could stop being grumpy. Rolling disappeared without trace and Smugtown was no longer smug. Ksingh became the next Sherlock Holmes. Insaf joined Goldman Sachs as their T/A guru, Ele as their F/A guru, Zipper 'I have a dream' lips dream actually came true, Gilbert P never had to worry about cash flow again.
Cosmoterios revealed he was really Cosmo Kramer and we all had a huge laugh. Gumnuts hurled his pizza on the roof and stocked his fridge with prime beef & lobster. Dr Brooks settled down with a nice cup of tea and a good book, just kidding he went wild over in Jamaica with hots chicks, whips and wacky tabaccy!! Lucky bast*rd!!! Aussiepunter got his kids back, Garycleaner gave up cleaning, WTI came and went with a bang! Malcolm in the middle was actually Malcy all along.
Madmadmad changed his name to Happy,happy,happy. Benaud remained Benaud but Rich Benny to his friends. Cuju got bitten by a dog, sued the owner and used the proceeds to finally buy some stock and is now proudly a holder.
John Paul tweeted and the joint went nuts!!!!!!
Farjoy officially became the worlds richest man knocking Warren Buffet from the top spot.
Aqua clocked in at number 5 just below Gina Rheinhart.
Hotcopper made him an honorary member but with no posting privileges.
He bought the company and reinstated his posting privileges.
OOO is now Malcolm Turnbulls speech writer.
It would make a great book but no one aside from us would have a clue what we were talking about?
Its been a hell of a ride, hopefully something good is headed our way.
Good luck!!
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