farts

Every now and then something comes along, quite unexpectedly, which gives you some delight.

In my case, which doesn't happen often, was my unexplained production of really smelly farts. I mean these aren't ordinary farts...... they have a certain piquancy about them which I can only savour for the short time that they are around. They are very personel farts to be enjoyed in isolation.

I have backtracked on my diet, and the only thing I can come up with is Ingham's Chinese drumsticks which, when you are pissed in the middle of the night, and prepared to wait half an hour to cook when every body else is asleep, are quite tasty.

Note:....I make a point of never doing this when any family, friends are around.

I thought I would share this with you.