*Faulty Stamps* The US Postal Services created a stamp with a...

*Faulty Stamps*

The US Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Trump. But the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After weeks of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive. People are spitting on the wrong side.