Lol. Classic trumpette response. He could come out and admit that he has committed paedophilia and you lot would say he was just doing guy stuff. He could walk down the street and shoot someone for no reason and you would say he was defending himself. He could ask you for all of your money to fight against evil, then spend it all on himself, and you would applaud his business acumen.
He literally could sleep with your wives and move into your houses and you would hi-five him for being the alpha male.
