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"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you''re gonna get."


I'm sick of seeing this nonsense perpetuated in the language ever since that cr*p actor Tom Hanks said it in that cr*p film Forrest Gump. Maybe if you were blind you might'nt know what you were gonna git, but normally sighted folk ALWAYS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE GONNA GIT. That's because there's always little pictures and names of each variety inside the lid and even if there wasn't you can tell by the look of each one. Like, I mean, if it's got a little sculpted pineapple on top there's a reasonable chance it'll be... wait for it... pineapple!